"She just walked away licking off your semen like it was gameshow slime." Wut?
"I had them not shoot you for the soul purpose to annoy you." Leomon explained to T.K. "They" are cupids that make you fall in love with random shit. This fic was awful and full of bashing. From the same fic, we have-
He then kicked Gatomon a few feet (Because I hate Gatomon and so does Koushiro.) Blatant author-insert ahoy!
Gold from a vorefic.
He couldn’t stop himself from being sucked down to his stomach while filling up the stomach of his attacker.
You don’t need any context. The rest of the story is just as mind-boggling anyway.
The World Ends with You
Here’s some gems from a high school AU. It’s NekuxEvery Male Character, but the “main” pairing is NekuxMR.HANEKOMA! *groans* Here are the highlights.
I will drive you home if need be, but I must get you on track so you don't come blubbering to me when your grade is poor," I kept my face to the desk but I made a nodding motion Can someone please decode this sentence? It looks like two sentences stitched together and made into some kind of weird literary Frankenstein’s monster.
"Yo, I'm Beat." He extended his fisted hand, apparently looking to pound it on my one. I reluctantly reached out and tapped his huge fist with my small one, "Hell yeah, that's a Beatdown, for sure." Poor, poor Neku only has one hand. Poor baby.
"No more needs to be said, dear Neku, no one will know of this." Harmless on its own, but hear me out. Joshua says this after he kisses Neku. In public. In. Public. *explodes*
Mods, can I please have a tag for The World Ends with You?