kari_izumi (kari_izumi) wrote in badfic_quotes,

I only have myself to blame

....when a fic's title, Aaroniero finds out about Tentacle rape, can double as the summary, there's little doubt about the quality of what the story's gonna be.

Aaroniero tentacle porn is a dime a dozen,but this one goes above and beyond snuffing out a few of the characters, a three part focus on Rukia (because obviously) but this somehow manages to slip in sideways Orihime bashing in the mix, too in the last four paragraphs of chapter  8:

"Orihime," said Aaroniero, "remember how angry you got when we talked about Ichigo being with Rukia? The reason I brought you here with Rukia as to present you with a deal; a deal with a very happy outcome for you." Aaroniero opened another gargunta, "if you walk through this gargunta you'll be back in the human world; you'll be able to be with Ichigo again. However if you decide to do that; Rukia will stay here with me and let's just say her end won't be as happy.

The fear in Rukia also vanished, "I may not have my sword, but I still have kido; that combined with Orihime's powers will be more than enough to defeat you, imposter." Rukia felt a sharp sting on her cheek; her head forcibly turn to the left. She slowly turned back around and looked at Orihime; "Orihime, did you just slap me?"

A twisted grin formed on Orihime's face. "Yes I did you skank," Orihime turned to Aaroniero, "fuck her up good." Orihime quickly walked into the gargunta never looking back.

No! Bad tentacle rapefic writer, bad! Take a seat. Take a whole stadium of seats.

Also, this guy's review:

i think you need to find two therapists, one for you and another for the first therapist

Amen, guy. Amen.
*Edited for rules. Sorry 'bout that *bows*
Tags: bleach
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