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1st-Feb-2015 09:38 pm [bleach]
death note LJ
....when a fic's title, Aaroniero finds out about Tentacle rape, can double as the summary, there's little doubt about the quality of what the story's gonna be.

Aaroniero tentacle porn is a dime a dozen,but this one goes above and beyond snuffing out a few of the characters, a three part focus on Rukia (because obviously) but this somehow manages to slip in sideways Orihime bashing in the mix, too in the last four paragraphs of chapter  8:

"Orihime," said Aaroniero, "remember how angry you got when we talked about Ichigo being with Rukia? The reason I brought you here with Rukia as to present you with a deal; a deal with a very happy outcome for you." Aaroniero opened another gargunta, "if you walk through this gargunta you'll be back in the human world; you'll be able to be with Ichigo again. However if you decide to do that; Rukia will stay here with me and let's just say her end won't be as happy.

The fear in Rukia also vanished, "I may not have my sword, but I still have kido; that combined with Orihime's powers will be more than enough to defeat you, imposter." Rukia felt a sharp sting on her cheek; her head forcibly turn to the left. She slowly turned back around and looked at Orihime; "Orihime, did you just slap me?"

A twisted grin formed on Orihime's face. "Yes I did you skank," Orihime turned to Aaroniero, "fuck her up good." Orihime quickly walked into the gargunta never looking back.

No! Bad tentacle rapefic writer, bad! Take a seat. Take a whole stadium of seats.

Also, this guy's review:

i think you need to find two therapists, one for you and another for the first therapist

Amen, guy. Amen.
*Edited for rules. Sorry 'bout that *bows*
2nd-Feb-2015 08:21 am (UTC)
Er, if you can't copy&paste you can always retype or screen capture quotes? Because this post as it is now does not read like it fits this comm's rules.
2nd-Feb-2015 12:32 pm (UTC)
and another for the first therapist

Dealing with the effects of bad tentacle pr0n can be a chain reaction of crazy. That which holds the image of a badfic becomes itself a badfic.
2nd-Feb-2015 04:54 pm (UTC) - Puts Mod Hat On.
Your inability to copy/paste from a website does not absolve you of violation of the comm rules.

This post violates Rule#3 - 3. Posting only links to badfics. Please revise or this post will be deleted.
4th-Feb-2015 01:58 am (UTC) - Re: Puts Mod Hat On.
Shit, sorry....it's been awhile since I've been here. Can I screen capture like the other poster suggested?

EDIT: Never mind, figured out how to get around it.

Edited at 2015-02-04 02:25 am (UTC)
4th-Feb-2015 02:37 am (UTC) - Re: Puts Mod Hat On.
So long as it is a readable quote and the author's name does not appear.
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