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Torchwood: Jack/Ianto

A supposedly funny (it's categorized as humor) Torchwood fic from FanFic.Net Ianto Combusts

Sporking in bold.


I’ve finally gotten around to re-writing this so those random letters don’t show up. Reading away!
Yes, the Author Note is inside the fic. It could be a formatting mistake but still...

“Come on Pale-y [Jack referring to Ianto], if something comes up the others will call us.”
I don't even know where to begin with the OOC.

...Ianto never finished, his arm was on fire, and soon his back was too. Jack tossed his coat on top of Ianto putting out the fire. ...Jack was in hysterics
Does this mean that Ianto went outside shirtless?

I don't know about you but if my lover had just caught on fire for no reason I'd wouldn't laugh at them, I'd get them medical help. Especially if aliens might be involved.


According to Jack: Why Ianto bursts into flames.
“I'm pretty sure that's the real reason [being out in the sun]; think of it this way, at least you have an excuse to not go outside anymore Ianto pulled a face and stomped back into the Hub leaving Jack to laugh to himself.

That's the end. So let me see if I understand. Ianto doesn't burst into flames because of aliens but just because he's so pale?? Did I miss the part where Ianto’s a vampire? Nope, he just spends all his time in the Hub. Jack doesn't care enough to contact Owen, not to mention that Ianto seems unhurt. I don't about you but I always thought that your skin being on fire would be excruciatingly painful. Why would Jack (or anyone) find that funny?
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